Apocaloptimist

A positive view of end-times social and Planetary, including a kind attitude toward sentient and non,-sentient beings

She is an positive apocaloptimist because apocalypse is Greek (apokalypsis) for change or uncovering, rather than destruction .

by Sirpa May 21, 2025

apologenetic

someone who knows they are genetically disadvantaged (especially intellectually) and keeps apologising for their lack of mental acuity

Do you think because you are apologenetic you deserve special treatment?

by Legenderriere June 8, 2025

apocalypse

Apocalypse is the event that the indigenous May-May tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse to happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.

It's nostalgic to remember that when I was a kid in the 1980's, I worried that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, the day I was going to start high school in Japan — like what the indigenous May-May tribe had predicted. Guess, it now turns out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era that occured in Japan back in 1989.

by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025

Textual Apocalypse

When having or trying to engage in text conversation with someone ,perhaps of the flirting nature .There next message is napalm ,completely and deliberately arranged that you can't possibly form a reply.

A '' I'm trying to arrange a second date with John ''
B '' How is it going? ''
A '' He just text ,' Haha,I'm tired,off to bed night x''
B '' aaa textual apocalypse !!

by wakingupalone July 24, 2011

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017

Zombro Apocalypse

1: Verb; You and, your friends are in an apocalyptic world (in reference to a zombie apocalypse). Everyone gets along well, hence the 'bro' in Zombro.

2:Noun; A group of mindless bros, typically as far as the eye can see.

3:Adjective; to describe a situation in which, you must rely on your 'bros' to pass.

1; " Dude, this Zombro Apocalypse is awful. No running water really kills me. Literally."

2; "Hey watch it! A Zombro Apocalypse started at that new Ice cream shop. Take my frisbee, use it wisely."

3; "This test is going to be a Zombro Apocalypse. I'll help you, if you help me."

by Snarky-Chan May 10, 2018

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018