April 23rd

You're one lucky duck! Shakespeare was known to be born April 23, 1564 and died April 23, 1616. (Baptized on the 26!)

Hey, you're born April 23rd? You're like a Shakespeare!

by cassgirl795 January 2, 2012

April 16

The day you ask out your crush and he(or she)says yes

Sara: Hey it's April 16 do you want to go out with me?
Dave: Not really but it's April 16 so I have no choice.

by Caro832 November 9, 2019

April 2nd

The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.

Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
or
Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!

by respectkaren November 10, 2019

April 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

by Allyson1208 April 9, 2020

April 16

National make out with your homie day

Yo its April 16th
Yuh??
Puckers lips

by Gaybourhood April 15, 2021

April 24th

Official, R@pe is not ok day. If anyone makes a r@pe joke ever, call them out. Fight back against normalization of r@pe. It's not ok.

ON APRIL 24TH-
"-r@pe joke-"

"HEY! R@pe jokes aren't ok! You can't joke about that unless it is your coping mechanism."

by Halloooooooooo0000ooooo April 20, 2021

April 18th

April 18th is smack ass day, where you can smack someone's ass.

"Bro what the fuck?" "It's April 18th, smack ass day" "oh"

by TheBeginner2490 April 12, 2022