novacaine dick

a penis so small and insignificant that the woman can not feel it in her

ME: I was talkin to MaryB and she said she's still a virgin.
HIM: I thought she hooked up with Dustin a month ago?
ME: Yeah but that little novacaine dick doesn't count!

by sexyllama February 11, 2009

Pussy Dick

A pussy dick is an elaborate ruse in which a male dips his dick and balls into a can of tuna in order to make his genitalia more presentable to a potential lesbian partner.

Josh pulled a pussy dick last night. Went balls-deep in some Bumblebee Tuna and then balls-deep into some dyke.

by BigTrain1 April 4, 2017

Bum Dick

An extremely lazy and unproductive person; a penis that has lost its ability to become erect

Hey Doc, get off the couch and quit being such a bum dick today, we have a lot of work to do.
I took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because I had a severe case of bum dick.

by abo44 December 16, 2011

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 19, 2011

Dick Duster

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.

Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster

by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

Dick Tickle

A strange word for a handjob, often involving a gentle finger tickle on the shaft of a penis.

Hannah gave me a dick tickle last night and I almost farted because I laughed so hard!

by JesusMcGyver January 7, 2009

perc dick

When a Male engages in popping or snorting narcotics such as a Percocet. Then goes and has sex with his gf (side chick etc) so now he hit her with the PERC DICK

Damn baby can I get some perc dick ?

by Riss Rasta June 9, 2020