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moist [cunt flaps] 

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!
moist [cunt flaps] by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008
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rocket powered ass cunt 

Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.

Nails work too.
Mr. President, I think youre a rocket powered ass cunt.
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Throat Cunt 

Vulgar term to describe a female cum catcher (though can be applied to males as well) that loves and even takes pride in her ability to deepthroat, gag, give head and otherwise have her throat fucked. Usually accompanied with dirty talk and messy, sloppy oral sex.
I live it when you throat fuck me daddy! Can't wait to feel your man cream spray while you slam you cock in and out my throat cunt!
Throat Cunt by Daddy_Eros August 29, 2010

fuckin mad cunt 

Nick Fannin is a fuckin mad cunt. The fuckin maddest cunt ever to grace the earth with his presence. The best.
Peters: Nick, you're a fuckin mad cunt, i wish i was fuckin mad shit like you man.

Nick: You will be one day man, you just need to get off the crack! fuckin little guy.
fuckin mad cunt by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008

humpty cunt 

Any female trying to do a mans job. A female who pretends she can actually be a police officer or firefighter. A woman earning a mans paycheck without really doing the job!
Get that HUMPTY CUNT out of the fire station and back home barefoot and cleaning house and pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, that HUMPTY CUNT is useless.

That lazyHUMPTY CUNT hasn't earned one paycheck yet!
humpty cunt by scammer steve April 8, 2008

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182
i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

ugly cunt 

Say this in england and they will murder you by introducing their penis up through your asshole
Person 1: You ugly cunt!
Person 2: I'm gonna but fuck you!
ugly cunt by buttfucker1223 January 20, 2012