you are what you eat 

A phrase that is obviously not true because I eat pussy all the time and still do not display any vaginal qualities.

You are what you eat, Barbara Streisand.

you are what you eat by tarhizzle October 2, 2006

it is what it is 

What every last ignorant person in the universe uses to signify an inevitable situation. Unfortunately, an even worse catch phrase exists...what happens in blank stays in blank.

Me: You need to paint that fucking wall or you're not getting paid today.

Douche: It is what it is.

Me: Cockpunch!

it is what it is by StrawberryWordDouche April 22, 2008

do'what 

(slang) another way of saying "what?" and usually follows a previous question or comment.

Common in the Midwest

I need you to go to the store.
Do'what?

do'what by Kris Redington March 25, 2005

that's what she said 

a joke referring to the fact that something is a sexual innuendo, based on the premise that a woman said the same thing to you the previous night in bed

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

that's what she said by once_upon_a_time_in_life November 20, 2010

Call it What you Want 

A song by Foster the People on their album, Torches.

"Foster the people are amazing ! Pumped up kicks isnt their only good song, Call it What you Want is amazing too :)"

Call it What you Want by fosterthepeoplegirl April 26, 2012

You are what you eat 

A great comeback when someone insults you. On a scientific level this works because the things we eat actually make up our bodies. But if you were called... for example... a pussy... you get the idea.

"You never do anything daring. You're such a pussy"

"Hey, you are what you eat."

You are what you eat by Eglerian April 5, 2015

you are what you eat 

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

you are what you eat by Fearman December 28, 2007