burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.

Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!

by Jedi378 March 9, 2016

Pee wee tapperded

When a science teacher flirts with you and then touches you with a beaker

Lizzy: my science teacher just pee wee tapperded me

Nate:me too

by It’s Nate guys February 20, 2019

Disney Princess Cupcake topper ring belle

a ring with disney princess in

disney princess cupcake topper ring belle

by 22323w April 29, 2019

It's no Bill Tuperia

Bill Tuperia is the best that any one given thing can be in a given category. When something is described as "no Bill Tuperia", then it is not seen as the greatest example of said thing.

I had a meal at that new Italian place in town. It was good but it's no Bill Tuperia.

by SkinnyMatt November 19, 2021

Rippin The Tipper

A man in the shower that’s scrubs the tip of his penis with soap and a scrunchy.

Awe man that guys kind of walking weird, you think he’s been Rippin The Tipper?

by Hp loveshaft April 26, 2023

The David Tepper

The act of being in the wrong but when a person calls you out you must throw anything in your hand and run.

My wife just caught me wrecking the entire city of Charlotte but luckily I pulled The David Tepper and left the Jaguars owners booth

by Noist Mights January 2, 2024