ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.

I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."

Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!

by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020