Dirty Ted Nivison

Go to every rainforest cafe and jerk off in the bathroom

Hey dude have you ever done a Dirty Ted Nivison?
Tf is that?

by HoppyGoth July 22, 2023

A Friend You Call Ted

A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.

Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".

Example 1.

Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."

Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"

(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)

by XxbuRd3nxX June 19, 2011

G.O.A.Ted

Me and the bois are G.O.A.Ted

Greatest of all time being used like calling yourself the goat we are G.O.A.Ted

NFL recruiter: man those boys sure are G.O.A.Ted

by Call4915111callreadies December 19, 2020

mountain top ted

When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.

I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!

by pertygolfer January 5, 2023

I fucked ted

Words of a whore, hoe, bitch, and a cunt. Named Skylar White that should kill herself.

I fucked ted
*Silence*

by ambro the greatest April 23, 2022

Icy Ted

Using Ben Gay as lube to thumb bang the ass of the girl you found out cheated on you instead of just dumping her.

They say revenge is best served cold. This revenge is icy.

Why is Jane walking funny?
I heard she got an Icy Ted because she fooled around on Hambone when he was away last week.

by Hambone64 June 10, 2013

One shot ted

Originating from a forum post on Bungie.net, where someone made a post about being "One shotted by a 295". One can assume autocorrect changed "One shotted" to "One Shot Ted". This has become a meme in the Destiny community.

"One Shot Ted started the game at Level 40, back when the cap was 20."

by Time & Relevant Queef in Space May 25, 2016