The Batman

This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.

"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"

The Batman by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019

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The Big Aristotle

Nickname for NBA basketball player Shaquille O'Neill

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!

The Big Aristotle by dberto April 3, 2009

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the bubbler

The art of urinating in a standing (slumped over) position, whilst drinking from the stream like a bubbler.

Mate... I was at Northies last night and saw Carney do the bubbler! He is loose

the bubbler by Brocabulary July 15, 2016

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The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.

The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos

The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

The Big Dirty

A grand criminal scheme in order to make enough cash to retire. Often used in the show "Trailer Park Boys".

Julian : Ok boys I gave an idea thats better than the big dirty.
Ricky : There is no way were not doing the fucking big dirty Julian. I wanna retire on the spot.

The Big Dirty by Who is LMFAO June 12, 2018

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had the bun

Canadian expression similar to "had the biscuit", meaning something that is used up, beyond further use, or broken beyond repair or use.

"My Chevy's so old, it's had the bun, so I have to get rid of it."

had the bun by Robert L. January 9, 2008

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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should

"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010

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