Stonked

To be stoked and stoned all at once

Dude, I just took a massive bong rip and I am absolutely stonked to eat this pizza!

by Stonked2BQueer March 4, 2025

shonk

a bad deed or something usually considered morally wrong

“what is the first shonk you would do if you woke up in a girls body?”

by rosabau March 7, 2025

Smonkelian

/ˈsmʌŋkɪliən/

Characterized by a relaxed, carefree demeanor typically associated with someone who enjoys smoking (or acts like a smoker); monkey-like humor combined with a laid-back personality.

Don't be such a smonkelian, get up and help out!

by infinitehoax March 7, 2025

Slonk

to swallow greedily; devour

I need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style...

by ExpiredPoison June 3, 2025

stonk on

A hard on or stiffy.

“Got a right stonk on now!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 30, 2025

Sonk

Sonk is the new snooze.
It's like sunk (as in sunk into bed), but the past-tense.

"I'm gonna have a sonk, dude" "Have a good sonk, broh."
"I'm sonking... leave me alone!" "Sorry, broh!"

by needshelpnarry August 13, 2025

Sonkville

A really lame place full of lame people.

This guy lives in sonkville

by D1baller December 23, 2025