splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

shooting star

a person who shoots alcohol at a rapid pace in a party,and gives a superb performance later on under the influence..the performance usually includes overt friendliness/agression and a loud baring open of the soul in public..making him d star of the party

tom:dick created such a ruckus yesterday..it was such a nasty nuisance
harry:oh come on!it was so entertaining...he was the shooting star dude!!!!

by jomotoster September 3, 2009

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010

shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

Slotting

A vulgar term referring to the act of sex

Past tense: Slotted

Bob: Check out the ass on that bird
Dave: Mate I've been slotting that for a while now.

by Bobfishnoodle April 14, 2017

shooting the shit

talking with your friends in a humourous manner when in a serious situation

i was shooting the shit at the funeral, and got shot in the face.

by bryan October 27, 2003