Dr. Splinter

Dr. Splinter
(18-192 AD)

Successfully killed Big Schloot, Bigfoot's Brother, in 32 AD.

Dr. Splinter successfully killed Big Shloot.

by Unkl_Shvelven June 4, 2006

spinster

(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly

The gym was largely populated by spinsters.

by salmonsunglasses July 17, 2011

Clayton spitter

This where a woman lets a guy cum in her mouth, then without the males knowledge, doesnt swallow instead spitting the residue into his mouth.
Typically done as a revenge tactic.

I was with this guy and he cheated on me so i gave him a Clayton Spitter and told him to get lost.

by Peachy_leigh August 5, 2007

Seattle Spinner

When you take a dildo and attach it to a power drill and ram that up your bitch.

Want to do a Seattle Spinner?

by ThatGuy588585 February 13, 2009

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

Skinter

To "skinter" over to someone means to walk over accidently-on-purpose, and try to make the best of an awkward situation, when you're not sure how you will be received by said person.

A "skinter" as a noun is a person who can break an awkward silence with a witty joke or clever anecdote.

Unsure of whether the boy had noticed her or not, Mary skintered by and, upon eye contact, told the joke she'd heard the day before.

by Tarynnn March 31, 2006

splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.

Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.

by Scott McG January 4, 2009