No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.

Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."

by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020

Simp

Someone who does way too much for someone they like

My friend Dawson is a simp

by Barney5264 January 15, 2021

Mega Simp

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Reverse Simp

A girl that gets with a guy and is obsessed with him but never spends time with her friends. Typically a girl named Tiffany.

Guy: why is Tiffany always with Matt?

Guy 2: Dude she’s a reverse simp!

Guy: Shit!

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp

You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention

by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020

todoroki simp

me i am a todoroki simp. He is fine a hell just saying, i will marry this man no matter what NO MATTER WHAT!

todoroki simp: nice face its a lil chrispy

shoto todoroki: (^///^)

by todoroki wife October 25, 2020