3 definitions by tastypetrol

Joe Mama

A modern insult usually used by boomers to defeat someone in an intense battle of phycology.

hey! wheres joe?

whos joe?

JOE MAMA!!!!

rest of the people: OHHHHHHHHH

by tastypetrol November 5, 2019

No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

by tastypetrol September 2, 2020

simp

simp is a word used to call out usually a male for "simping" on a woman. The word simp means that the man is willing to do anything for the woman in exchange for their love and affection. This word is commonly miss-used so please use this word with the upmost of precaution.

random guy on the internet: "Please, @Addisonre, if you cheated on me I would say sorry!"

Everyone on the internet: "SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP"

by tastypetrol June 18, 2020