pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004

Back Pocket Girl

A girl that you keep around for company when your bored or loney and in-between girlfriends. Also called a surrogate girlfriend.

John: Hey who was that you were on a date with last night? I thought you and Marie were together?

Michael: Nah man...she's just my back pocket girl till I find someone I wanna settle down with.

by hollypete September 7, 2009

pocket gay

N. A very small, slim gay man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

With his size six shoes, 27-inch-waisted painter pants and extra-small T-shirts from Express, he's the pimp of the pocket gays.

by gregworld77 October 14, 2006

pocketgay

A homosexual male that is vertically challenged, or otherwise smaller, either in size or stature, to his gay peers.

Tom is only 5 feet tall, therefore, he's a pocketgay.

by JamesWax July 20, 2006

out of pocket

to be out of control; way off base. usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass- kicking.

"Tamika had 7 shots of hennessy last night and tried to get on my man. She was way out of pocket so i smacked the belligierant ho"

by Etiwanda June 5, 2005

wetter than an otter's pocket

what your girl gets when she sees thomas gibson

you: babe you're wetter than an otter's pocket
your girlfriend: i just watched thomas gibson verbally degrade someone in criminal minds, do you wanna roleplay

by thomas gibson whore November 13, 2020

Pockie Pockie

it is an answering to all stupid questions.

"do u have a beard?" "Pockie Pockie!"

by Pink_Faerie June 22, 2004