Putin

A fart that invades a space swiftly and without restraint.

Bro, Joey came over after eating pizza and laid a real Putin. My apartment stank for a week.

by TurdFergusonUSA February 25, 2022

Vladimir Putin fuckin

When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian

Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”

by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019

Punisher

two in the cooter one in the tooter. also see the shocker. the act of inserting index and middle fingers into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus or bunghole.

He gave her a hella good punisher last night.

by Mark November 14, 2003

Punishment

A process involving the smoking of zoots (spliffs, doobies, joints, bifters etc..) where the number of herbal cigarettes is one less in number than the group of people smoking them.

Allow, Ben, please skin, otherwise it won't be punishment.

by ElBison86 December 18, 2011

Vladimir Putin

A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)

Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!

by Erex69 March 23, 2022

Pussy Punish

The inverse of "blue balls" for females. When a females' genitals are teased excessively or when a female is on the verge of an orgasm, but for some reason her partner cannot or will not get her off.

Bob was fingering me, licking my clit, for so long until I was just about to cum, but he just couldn't seal the deal! I was a sloppy frustrated mess! My pussy ached so bad I suffered from Pussy Punish.

by Noturgirl April 8, 2011

Capital Punishment

One of the most retarded crews in myspace mobsters that get their butts handed daily to them by various mobs.

They are a crew purely made of jobless losers, desperately trying to get laid online.

Capital Punishment is a bunch of short bus window lickers

by muthrfckr September 28, 2009