A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.
by Kevin September 2, 2003
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by ray October 13, 2003
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The ironically named Music Television has single-handedly destroyed all that is music. Instead it keeps turning out the same thoughtless, identical, shallow, easily marketed trash that our generation so eagerly consumes.
C'mon guys...
How about a little independent thought? Try it, you'll like it.
And shifting gears here, nobody gives a damn what Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan wore yesterday. I can sum it up in two words: very little.
The ironically named Music Television has single-handedly destroyed all that is music. Instead it keeps turning out the same thoughtless, identical, shallow, easily marketed trash that our generation so eagerly consumes.
C'mon guys...
How about a little independent thought? Try it, you'll like it.
And shifting gears here, nobody gives a damn what Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or Lindsay Lohan wore yesterday. I can sum it up in two words: very little.
by ladyfenrir July 22, 2007
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Get the Mtronyo mug.their slogan is 'stop asking where the music is at'. They used to play a wide variety of music videos, then it turned into nothing but hip hop. heres the progression:
hip hop weekend, then
hip hop week, then
hip hop month
with the same three groups rapping. how lame. I saw 'till death do us part' on mtv and switched it to mtv2, only to see the same episode of till death do us part. I vomited all over my tv.
hip hop weekend, then
hip hop week, then
hip hop month
with the same three groups rapping. how lame. I saw 'till death do us part' on mtv and switched it to mtv2, only to see the same episode of till death do us part. I vomited all over my tv.
by tyler March 5, 2004
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(a.k.a. Musical Theater Tourette's Syndrome)
The act of randomly breaking into song (or song and dance) during conversation; most commonly seen in musical theatre actors.
(a.k.a. Musical Theater Tourette's Syndrome)
The act of randomly breaking into song (or song and dance) during conversation; most commonly seen in musical theatre actors.
An outbreak of MTTS is often followed by numerous actors in earshot joining in, making MTTS the only contagious neurological disorder known to exist. MTTS is also believed to have the fastest transmission rate of any known contagion, know to infect an entire room within half a measure.
Often, actors are falsely diagnosed with MTTS because they are really only: a) showing off their knowledge of musical theatre, b) secretly auditioning for any directors that may be in the room, c) drunk, d) just generally annoying and are living up to their reputation.
However, many scientists have concluded that; for non-musical theatre people (a.k.a. normal people), there is no such thing as a falsely diagnosed actor and hence all musical theatre actors are inflicted with MTTS, regardless of their intentions.
The most common side effect of MTTS is being asked to leave a restaurant.
Other reported, but unconfirmed, side effects are: a.) being told to shut up b.) being the target of food thrown from across the room/restaurant c.) having people roll their eyes at them d.) never being invited to parties e.) being expelled from the "cool people table" f.) never being cast in another show.
In extreme cases it has been reported that actors inflicted with MTTS have actually been "de-cast" from a show, even during the run of the show.
There are no known treatments for MTTS.
Often, actors are falsely diagnosed with MTTS because they are really only: a) showing off their knowledge of musical theatre, b) secretly auditioning for any directors that may be in the room, c) drunk, d) just generally annoying and are living up to their reputation.
However, many scientists have concluded that; for non-musical theatre people (a.k.a. normal people), there is no such thing as a falsely diagnosed actor and hence all musical theatre actors are inflicted with MTTS, regardless of their intentions.
The most common side effect of MTTS is being asked to leave a restaurant.
Other reported, but unconfirmed, side effects are: a.) being told to shut up b.) being the target of food thrown from across the room/restaurant c.) having people roll their eyes at them d.) never being invited to parties e.) being expelled from the "cool people table" f.) never being cast in another show.
In extreme cases it has been reported that actors inflicted with MTTS have actually been "de-cast" from a show, even during the run of the show.
There are no known treatments for MTTS.
by David1112 (Seattle Slew) September 19, 2012
Get the MTTS mug.sigh... i hate mtv. Music Television...BULLSHIT! It should be called: Cable Channel Now Dedicated To Whiny 20 Year Old Bitches Living In A Huge Fuckin' Mansion. They used to be great, but unfortunately, I was young when that channel was great. Example:
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1
1994: MTV Unplugged In New York, One of Nirvana's last concerts.
Now: SPRING BREAK! WHOO! ILL DO ANYTHING TO GET ON THE CAMERA! WHOO!11!1
A history of MTV: 80's=Low Budget music videos of good songs.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.
Early 90's: Brief period of time when MTV played MUSIC!
Late 90's: The beginning of the end, as TRL is introduced.
New Millenium: Overcommercialized, rap ruled crap channel that annoying bitches watch.
by TruthSpeaker July 19, 2004
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