weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq

USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it

by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003

Zero Mass Theory

noun - Used in some Sci-Fi, the Zero Mass Theory is a theory that suggests there is a net total of zero mass in the universe. Although that seems impossible, its the mathematical veiw of the theory.

the actual theory is that there is positive matter and negative matter, and when the total negative and positive mass is added together, they cancel out to zero. This would go along with the Big Bang Theory. One unanswered question would be, "If there was nothing, then exploded into positive and negative matter, what caused this massive and mysterious disturbance in the universe?"

I have 2 plausible answers to that question. 1. God, or a "Higher Power" created this disturbance, or 2.) Some form of energy or abnormal object must have existed before the matter became. Neither is truely an explanation, just theories without evidence.

How does negative matter and positive matter interact? do that same Newton's Laws apply to them? Do they attract or repulse each other in space? When they touch, do they combine together into nothing? And if so, would they combine into energy, or would they absorb energy in their leave? Does negative matter have negative energy, or do they have the same energy? If different energy, hwo do they react to each others energy? Do magnets still have their effects?

Assuming this theory is true, would one side of the universe be negative? or would there be strange mixes?

I doubt if any real answers will be found in the next 1000 years, but I do hope some scientists take this into consideration as a theory.

Nathan: I was talking to Amber, then we started talking about the Zero Mass Theory, and she immediatly ripped my shirt off and asked me out, I was like "woah! rushing a bit don't you think?"
Jordan: Thats how you started dating her??????11

by Can Not April 4, 2005

mass effect 3

A soon to be kick ass game that falls from space and apparently lands in 150 foot tall trees in Santa Cruz.

Nerdy Fan 1: Hey dude, climb up that tree and get the mass effect 3 space edition for me all the way at the top.

Nerdy Fan 2: Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Nerdy Fan 3: Sorry, I have to go.

by Moist Supreme May 24, 2012

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

High Mass Asian

A retarded fucking Asian named Thomas that goes to mill creek high school, loves to say nigger and eats all your fucking food and loves hot Cheetos. You would think he is smart cus he is asian but he has a 1.2 gpa and weighs around 320 pounds and is only 5,3.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.

Yo did u see High Mass Asian today, he had 2 boxes of donuts in his hands

by Hicapa April 28, 2019