Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.

I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.

by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Dead haps

something being boring or "dead"
Haps meaning happenings

damn bruh, this shits dead haps

by lilaussieboy February 2, 2024

Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster

Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.

by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024

thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.

I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.

by MrDavch February 25, 2024

Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof

The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster

by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024

New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023