Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Education pew pew man

A kindergarden school shooter

Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!

by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018

educational arrogance

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.

The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.

by this_is_not_your_stuff May 11, 2018

Erection of Firearms

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.

Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.

by Wholesome Sean September 4, 2021

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011

half erection

When a Male gets half of an erection as a natural way to show you Love someone.

" Hey dude I got a half erection when I hugged that girl" "Did she notice my half erection when we cuddled?"

by Xhzjsjsjsbs May 29, 2017

gay erection

When a gay man sees a large dick or a tight ass butt they have a huge boner or their whole ass dick standing up

Ethan: Oh my god! Did you see his large dick?
Aaron: Yes! I'm about to have a gay erection.

by TheManInUrNightmares October 22, 2022