european elegance

Blowing chunks out of your nose.

We were tasters at the baked bean cook off then went out and drank way too much and when I hurled my mouth was closed and I shot bean goo out of my nose with european elegance!

by m0llusk October 11, 2005

eiropsuly

Carried out in earnest (It originated from Jordan's Gibberish)

I eiropsuly want those pants.

by Caitlin January 1, 2004

Europan windmill

the act of butt fucking a girl while she is doing a handstand then spinning her around your penis

the hooker charges $300 for a Europan windmill because it is so hard on yours and hers body

by skullbasher February 21, 2009

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011

European Slinky

A widely criminalized sex-act, involving 3 people, an intercom system, and a television switcher. The act is most common among workers in the Television industry, which has given them their godless, hedonistic reputation.

John, Jo and Jane sustained horrible injuries, because they participated in a European Slinky.

by Lev Sportsinterviews February 16, 2012

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012