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Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum
had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets
by aw74 March 10, 2011
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Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction

A transaction in business in which a customer buys goods from someone which that person gives the money to his boss which leads him paying that person his share of the money.
Dude Ian got sucked into the Pimp-Ho-Customer Transaction deal again.
by R.E.M 2nd February 12, 2009
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custom

A high performance car that has been modified visually and mechanically to gain attention. Usually an import car that has been lowered, painted, had a spoiler kit added and engine tuned significantly - usually turbo'ed.
The car show was absolutely packed with customs.
by spinner July 1, 2003
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).

The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.

The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.

The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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Custard

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.
Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!
by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010
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sweet potato custard

In the words of the Ying Yang Twins.

I aint got a dick for trick I got a treat for buyin
that'll sweat the owner
tell the customer, pie for sale and its sweet potato custard.
by Daniel K Webb March 13, 2007
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custi

Yo chill thas my custi..i got 2 for five
by tmacafella July 17, 2003
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