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Blackroll

Like a rickroll, but with Rebecca Black's song "Friday" in place of the notorious Rick Astley song.
Guy 1: hey! Check out this awesome song!
Guy 2: alright. Play it.
Guy 1: (plays Friday)
Guy 2: you suck!
Guy 1: you just got Blackrolled!
by TheLastBox October 1, 2011
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blackberry masacre

when you phone your home girl and she doesant answer,you cum on over to her hood and cum on her face until she answers her fucking blackberry
Dawg,she just ate your poo while you were giving her a blackberry masacre
by Wade Buckthorp January 1, 2012
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Blackberry Pearl

The cellphone of choice for crack dealers.
A: "If Jimmy's really making so much selling rocks why's he still packing that blackberry pearl?"

B: "It's practically in the job description."
by The Outsider August 14, 2012
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Blacken Pink

When someone is suffering from both a black eye and pink-eye (conjunctivitis) at the same time.

This is achieved when someone with conjunctivitis rubs their eyes and then punches someone in the face, thereby giving the receiving party both a black eye and an eye infection.
That mohfucka farted bare ass on my pillow and gave me conjunctivitis. If I see him in the next 3-4 days before the infection clears up, I'm going to give him a blacken pink
by Johan Gutenberg IV May 9, 2013
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blaker

a bloke that has the ability to warm female oven to temputure while meeting it at the correct preheated time. Often the oven shuts off, or oven overheats.

In such cases overheating leads to the female oven to seek other means of cock to complete tasks that are in need to preform

OR the oven overheats to such an extent that plastic in near vicinity will begin the melt and form casts upon any cross hairs. Some many presume that emotional outbreaks soon follow for the female whom is attached to overheated oven, but in the case of a true Blaker, the process to obtain 'pleasurable' sexual interactions has been drawn out for an extreme extended period of time, fussing with nobs to trigger reactions of the surrounding environment of the targeted oven resulting to both increasing the heating the female as it begins provoking other males and cocks to begin an apish chest pounds to sign for a game of chicken where none begin to move toward the heating oven, rather ass grabs to this rioting group of erect penises,further isolating the female from both sexes.

The female often resorts extreme measures to reverse the effects, few lucky for neutralized sources.

In many cases of this act is multi- year, city, country, continent "blaker" with the sideeffects so damaging with limited ability to repair. Worst case, she becomes merely a framed outer case, penalizing actions and ablitiy happy and productive life, in sort a mash up of hollywood's sweethearts & music muses, but just fuze
"My mother worries that my new girlfriend has been on his blaker for too long she no longer any good. Not even to provide simple tasks"

"If you start the blaker bro, you better be aware of the ghost in this town. False plays, innocent or not, will be recieved harshly"
by NonArt November 25, 2013
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Blackground

1. A black background on a screen, paper, etc.

2. A black (african) heritage.
1. "The best desktop background is a blackground, imo."

2. "I've got a rich african heritage, a blackground if you will."
by ShitYarn December 13, 2014
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blackella

Is a person with good taste and can always get who they want. Has lots of money and style.has a huge booty or dick .
Girl 1 :He has a blackella
Girl 2 : I want to ride his blackella
by Xjfjdnskcnfnsbd December 1, 2015
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