hot as a swampy anus 

simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.

"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."

hot as a swampy anus by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

Do As I Say Not As I Do 

An expression used to call out hypocrites, including "environmentalists" with private jets, politicians who send their children to private schools while opposing measures to give other kids the same chance, or those who accuse others of racism while not hiring minorities.

Also the name of a 2005 book by Peter Schweizer, subtitled "Profiles in Liberal Hypocrisy."

Hillary Clinton is basicallly proof of Do As I Say Not As I Do.

Do As I Say Not As I Do by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010

sober as a sphinx 

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

sober as a sphinx by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Cool as a school bus fire 

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...

"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

Cool as a school bus fire by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016

Bauld as a shtick 

To be as angry as one can be.

I was bauld as a shtick when I saw me aul wan cycling round the town on a space bike.

Bauld as a shtick by Turboturtle54 January 17, 2010

Boring as dog shit! 

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

Boring as dog shit! by xmonkey September 23, 2010

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor 

Sub-zero temperatures.

a simile as Skeltor was both cold and cruel.

I'd go out tonight, but its as cold as fucking Skeletor out there

As Cold As Fucking Skeletor by Raving Jibby Jarvis November 29, 2010