Carved out of wood

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

by mcbny March 8, 2017

one off the wood

One Off The Wood
Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.

Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later"
Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa"
Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!"
Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"

by Rachel Dray June 10, 2017

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 5, 2004

big wood

Having or possesing a larger then average penis. Usally meaning your hung like a horse, or it tickles your knee, or you even have to tuck it in your sock.

Damn that boy jimmy smith has a big wood. And god damnit i wanna blow it a couple of times! :o)

by Mr.AdAmS December 26, 2007

Bullers Wood for Boys

A all boys school that sells vapes condoms doorstops and more. Teachers are racist and students are too. Don’t get my started about the kid that had sex with a fat bird and filmed it and put it on his snap story. That is Bullers Wood for Boys

“Bullers Wood for Boys” is a death zone

by SYMLOL135790 January 7, 2023

Mourning wood

Why would you search this in urban dictionary?

A Terraria boss lol

Hey Mike you are a Mourning wood

by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019