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White People Time

The act of arriving 15 minutes early to an appointment or function.
Ben: "oh look we're 15 minutes early."
Justin: "That's be because we're on white people time."

Basic White Girl 2019 

Girls in high school who:
be wearing AirPods 24/7
got checkered van slip ons

wear scrunchies on their wrists
got matte phone cases
baggy grey sweatpants
long Nike socks

princess ring
go out for lunch everyday

drinks iced coffee and eats spicy Cheetos
oversized hoodies from Thrasher
watches Riverdale and Greys
has Kylie Jenner’s lip kits
listens to Billie Eilish
watches James Charles makeup tutorials
You know Krystal, right? She’s the most basic white girl 2019 like for real. It’s so annoying.

common white girl 

Any white girl in America who is obsessed with any of the following:
Leggings, Uggs, Starbucks, Autumn, iPhones, Instagram, Twitter, Selfies, or the movie Mean Girls.
"Why does that girl drink starbucks so much?"
"Because she is a Common White Girl"

white russian 

n.
A drink made of vodka, Kaluha, and milk.
The Dude's favorite beverage is a white russian.
white russian by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Whitesploitation 

A genre of art, film, literature that exploits the culture of white people for commercial gain or to explore underlying social problems. Much as Blaxsploitation did in the 1970's, Whitesploitation may use stereotypes such as white trash, red necks, the suburban nuclear family, hippies, refined urban dwellers and hipsters. Themes may include drugs, gentrification, culture vacuum, race guilt, and uptight people.
There's a new Whitesploitation film about a suburban family.

Riding the white pony

Did Billy go to the bathroom AGAIN?

Yeah dude, he's totally still riding the white pony.