A Whiteside
1. noun: having a large diameter
penis. The white mans answer to the long skinny black
penis. The whiteside is usually muscular in appearance and can be compared to a pringles can.
2. adjetive: a slang term most often associated with a
penis of large girth; capable of increasing vaginal circumference
see also: pringle can, coke can, stalky stub muscle, Matthew's holy hammer
1. Matthew has a whiteside that is so big it gets locked up in his old
lady and the firemen have to
spray them apart with a firehose. Because of this, he moved to an apartment closer to the fire hydrant.
2. Matthew has a thick bulge in his pants. He must have a whiteside
penis.