Toilet

The only one willing to take your shit even everybody else is tired of it.

Adam is so full of shit nobody wants to have to do anything with him. The only one left now to take his shit is his toilet.

by MiniMii July 22, 2012

toilet licker

A fisher guid who catches no fish

Captain craw dad is a toilet licker

by Also5 November 19, 2017

Dirty Tilde

A person who is better then people who start with the letters S,M,E and N. A “Dirty Tilde” is also the baddest bich on earth.

“She is such a Dirty Tilde”

by Dragonslayer113 April 14, 2020

Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012

Japanese Toilet

A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.

After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.

by Purple Chocolate Chip December 28, 2012

toilet etiquette

1- DO NOT start shitting before you are completely sitting on the seat

2- If you shit more than a quart,( large container of Chinese soup) a courtesy flush is mandatory mid shit or the bowel clogs

3- If your shit is stinkier than normal (had Mexican the night before) a courtesy flush is again mandatory

4- If you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you

5- If you insist on using brown paper towels as an “ass gasket” on the seat, DO NOT attempt to flush it when your done, it WILL clog the bowel

6- …And for God sake, if you insist on using the TOILET as a urinal, LIFT THE SEAT!

Have a nice day.

"wow, the last guy obviously did NOT use toilet etiquette"

by BigHeadEd March 9, 2008

Toilet bomb

n. An obscenely large turd left in a toilet of another which will ultimately require the owner to unclog his or her own toilet of the said fecal clogging.

v. To clog another's toilet in this manner.

The main consequence of eating more fiber was her increased tendency to toilet bomb the office's sole women's bathroom stall, much to the dismay of her officemates.

by MadcityREM April 22, 2006