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a parking ticket

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
mugGet the a parking ticketmug.

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
mugGet the Shit ticketingmug.

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
mugGet the Ticket pullermug.

dog ticket

An expression used to express disappointment or frustration. Could be used in place of words like "crap."
Dog ticket, John!
Bummer!
Shoot!
by red_ninja2 October 20, 2017
mugGet the dog ticketmug.

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the steamer's ticketmug.

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