States

Slang for Canadians talking about the United States of America

"My brother just flew up from the States. He was visiting our cousin in Alabama."

by realcanadiantoffee April 30, 2009

Jake from state farm

An embarassment to Jakes everywhere, but awesome to everyone else.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jake: Jake
Person 1: Oh, like Jake from State Farm?
Jake: No, fuck you.

by you've got werms August 2, 2016

golden state warriors

an NBA team in oakland with a solid line-up of Baron Davis,Jason Richardson,and Adonal Foyle,and Troy Murphy

warriors will make the play-offs in 06-07 season

by tha truth teller April 29, 2005

this statement is false

A really confusing paradox, commonly used as a high class military weapon. If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. but If it's true, then it's false. but If it's false, then it's true. Ow I got a huge brainhurt.

Greg: "Impress me"
Andrew: "this statement is false"
Greg: *Explodes*
FBI: *Breaks down door and kidnaps Greg*

by Wormcake October 27, 2018

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009

Red states

To give a REAL definition and not bash the right for a change of pace, this is the term given to states during elections that have more Republican votes than Democratic votes.

"Here's the country map. Look at all those red states."

by Mike! May 13, 2005

States' Rights

1) A reference to the 10th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution

2) A code word that politicians use to signal to racists that they too, are racist. Used in the past to signal that you support segregation and Jim Crow laws.

When Strom Thurmond said he believed in State's Rights, he really meant that he wanted to keep segregation legal in the South.

If you believe in States' Rights but want to pass the Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, you are a hypocrite.

by defenestrator March 9, 2005