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Heaven Stache

A blonde mustache that is barely visible to the naked eye, but appears visible under the divine light of the sun or at a very close proximity to the viewer's eye (10-12 inches).

Only common with very blonde people, the Heaven Stache is truly a symbol of divine wisdom and virtue.

The name is inspired from human faith in the existence of Heaven. You can't see it, but you know it's there.
Your Heaven Stache is glistening in the light, my son. You are truly a sage.
by NewYorkNick January 15, 2010
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Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.
Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.
by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005
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butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.
quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"
by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007
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Stanley

Only the Coolest Fucking house... EVER...
ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

(on the Lawrenceville Campus)
1:Boy 1: Hey what house is that?
Boy 2: Oh that's Stanley.
Boy 3: Yeah, its the coolest fucking house ever.
2: Shouse is the wellknown battle cry of Stanley.
by pootybooty July 16, 2008
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buffalo stance

The way a prostitute stands on the corner is called the "Buffalo Stance." Dumbass.
"That ho is standing in the Buffalo Stance."
by Brittany January 1, 2004
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weaver stance

The position that one member of the Frat Pack takes when he bends over in anticipation of taking it in the butt from another member of the Frat Pack.
Yo Jorge got into Weaver Stance real quick when Strokes came over last night.
by cfab January 14, 2008
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Kool Aid Stache

Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.
Wow, is that Jason rocking the Kool Aid Stache again?
by J.Stache for President March 31, 2007
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