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Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.
I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too
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Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.
Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.
by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018
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shrek bae

shrek bae is when you have a really ugly boyfriend or girlfriend. you might use this phrase to describe your best friends new man or girl.
" ugh i really don't like Shirleys new boyfriend, he's a real shrek bae"
by your #1 helper May 12, 2018
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shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.
Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!
by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018
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Shrek

I worship shrek
by Ickey759505 August 7, 2018
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Shnecker

Nose - like shnoz but shnecker.
Get your sweaty head away from my shnecker
by Poldclay August 23, 2018
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Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps
I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME
by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018
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