Dip-shitzkrieg

Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg

noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).

Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”

by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

by DudLee March 22, 2026

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026

off the shnizhouse

var. off the chain
var. (fo) shizzle
jewish variation
by jehuda
see also
jehuda
jewfry

yo jewfry that yo bubbe is off the shnizhouse! word

by jehuda212 June 4, 2005

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016

McDonald's shitz

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018