by molfa February 16, 2009
Get the shitty piss mug.1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012
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Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014
Get the Shitty kitty potty marbles mug.the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.
by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010
Get the shitty taco mug.The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.
by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010
Get the Shitty Panda mug.Overhead from a teenage girl in the late 1990s. A period adjective for something that is both shitty and sucks.
"I lost my lunch money on the way to school."
"How sucky."
"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."
"Shitty!"
"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."
"How sucky."
"And then I saw the cute boy with another girl in the cafeteria."
"Shitty!"
"Ya, I'm having a sucky-shitty day."
by Ryan December 12, 2004
Get the sucky-shitty mug.where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.
see also, Shitmitt.
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.
see also, Shitmitt.
by Josh February 8, 2005
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