Shampood

When you nut in a girls hair

Make food in three minutes call it fast food. Nutted in this bitch’s hair call it shampood

by theradbird April 18, 2021

Shampooooooo

Something you scream when you walk in a room or you say it to great someone.

Hey! Shampoooooooo!

by Tree gall May 14, 2021

ShampOdle

A fantastic pet and your favorite teachers favorite animal.

My shampOdle meYsured his broshOr.

by X( May 17, 2021

Shampoolive

I don’t even know

Shampoolive is ... I don’t know

by No wait what June 17, 2021

Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands

I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.

by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021