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Shampood

Make food in three minutes call it fast food. Nutted in this bitch’s hair call it shampood
by theradbird April 18, 2021
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Shampooooooo

Something you scream when you walk in a room or you say it to great someone.
Hey! Shampoooooooo!
by Tree gall May 14, 2021
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ShampOdle

A fantastic pet and your favorite teachers favorite animal.
My shampOdle meYsured his broshOr.
by X( May 17, 2021
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Shampoolive

Shampoolive is ... I don’t know
by No wait what June 17, 2021
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Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”
by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021
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Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands
I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.
by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021
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Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life
Omg jess your have you been shampooed
by J2hundred July 14, 2021
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