screech

An advanced blumpkin in which the male counterpart upper-decks the toilet while the female counterpart simultaneously slaters the toilet while fellating the male.

"Did you hear Zach screeched the toilet at MA's last night?"
"Jesus Christ! Who smoked his chub?"
"Kelly Kapowski."
"Shit, that's a hot bitch!"

by Mister Belding September 14, 2009

Scratching the back of your leg

If you're scratching the back of your leg, it means you are nervous because you are in the presence of someone who is very attractive that you like a lot.

I was on a date with this girl the other night and she couldn't stop scratching the back of her leg; she likes me a lot.

Girl: I don't know why my leg is so itchy.

Guy: Oh I heard that scratching the back of your leg means that your nervous or something. And that your with someone you like a lot.

Girl: Well that explains it!

by adbrco April 22, 2011

chicken scratch

bad handwriting; looks like something a chicken would scratch in the mud with its nails.

He failed penmanship because of his "chicken scratch" handwriting.

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Wall Stretch

The act of attaching a dildo to a wall. Peferably 15 inches in length or more. Then using it to widen your anus or vagina whilst your legs are spread eagle.

I wall stretched with your dad yestarday.

by MetalDanMaster 69 March 11, 2017

scratch

~n.
bling bling
cash money
scrilla
dough
bank
legal tender

...so I went in there and the sister's cunt didn't have the scratch, so I put a bullet through his kneecap. Then I cock smaked his philapino whore when she tried to suck me off to pay his points.

by Schwilly April 15, 2004

Screaching Seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.

Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaching seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.

by DJChronik October 4, 2010

Stretch-Lust

When you are really into someone and want to be 'with' them, but you find out that they live far away. Like on the other coast!

Or, that that they are already in another relationship.

I met her in the kitchen at Dan's party. We talked for awhile. It was getting heated. Then, this guy comes in and I find out it's her boyfriend. I have serious stretch-lust for Jenna. I guess I'll have to wait for the break-up now. Too bad for me.

by Mbott Universe August 6, 2011