Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Samuel smoocher

Someone who partakes in thee smooching of Samuel Chichester as a minor

My 12 year-old brother became a Samuel smoocher when he kissed Samuel Chichester

by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023

Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously

Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.

by MackDaddy13 May 20, 2023

Coochie smooch

When you don't wear underwear to the gym and you give people Chlamydia in their eyes.

This girl just wiped her coochie smooch all over the weight bench.

by Mombusiness May 20, 2023

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

Homie Smooch

Giving your homie a hug since kissing is gay sometimes

Id give you a "homie smooch" but im too drunk right now

by Sweetdeadlytears January 30, 2024

coochie smoochie

a beautiful woman full of pure wonder, her eyes may apear as the essence of glitter in its most pure sparkly form. No one is more wimsikle.

"hey have you seen juliet in those booty shorts?"
"juliet? i think you mean coochie smoochie!"

by BabaDook Dook Dook June 25, 2024