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Slackercack

1. The degree to which one cockslaps someone
1. You done got slackercacked big-time
by Thomas, Freddy and Lucious December 18, 2004
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slackfest

1. A gathering of slackers large or small. Can be positive or negative.
2. A group of persons who are supposed to be working but are not.
3. A group, comapny, or any organization that accomplishes nothing.
1. Duuuuuuuuude, come on over, Adam is here with his PS2, a four-foot bong, and an eighth of orange chronny-chron. It's an awsome slackfest!

2. Hey, I told you guys to re-do those purchase orders yesterday! This isn't a slackfest dammit!

3. Did you hear about the slackfest happening at SuperCorp? They're going totally bankrupt!
by nooneofanyimportance November 25, 2005
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slackernacker

a person inclined to have a nack...for slacking. hence the name, slackernacker, a.k.a. nackerslacker
Tom, you are one heck of a slackernacker!!
by Gishishopau September 8, 2008
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slacker rebel

the opposite of slacking is actually doing work. that thing that we get paid to do. so a slacker rebel is someone who is working.
you free to slack? nah! i've gotta be a slacker rebel.
by ordio72 September 15, 2007
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Slackery

A medical term, meaning that an individual (usually male) has engaged in copious amounts of rectum raiding, and therefore there rectum protrudes from the rear, not unlike a football sock.
Gok Wan: I had the worst poo yesterday, my anus touched the water in the bowl.

Innocent bystander: Thats quite the case of slackery you have.
by warcryking! October 27, 2008
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slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.
This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.
by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010
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polyester slack

The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.

Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.

Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!

Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
by daverpdx May 8, 2007
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