Slacksy

Someone who slacks off (especially in coal mines when their quota is a 1/2 ton)

“GET BACK IN THERE SLACKSY!” Said stalin to the man who only brought him 1/4 ton of coal that day.

Slacksy by Mae slacksy March 5, 2021

Slacksy

a woman of the slack variety, considered to be sexually promiscuous, slutty and excessively wide in the vaginal region.

john to matt - hey matt check out that slacksy! i heard its like throwin a sausage down a hall way!
matt to john - haha yeah what a tart
matt and john to slacksy - SLACKSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slacksy by Slacksy January 28, 2009

trailer slacks

trailer slacks
(trey-ler slaks)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Sometimes, trailer slack. Also called trailer trousers. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer slacks are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

Bobbie-Sue could not hold it any longer. She urinated right down the inside leg of her good trailer slacks

trailer slacks by GrayRider February 28, 2011

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

Ham Slacks 

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

Ham Slacks by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

chicken slacks 

A misheard lyric in the Sam Cooke song Twisting The Night Away.

"He's dancin' with the chicken slacks"

the actual lyric is:

"He's dancin' with the chick in slacks"

Back in the early 60s it was unusual to find a woman wearing pants at a social event - usually women wore skirts or dresses.

chicken slacks by Pops22 May 30, 2008

wank slacks 

A pair of trousers (usually an old pair of jogging bottoms with an elastic waistband) in which a male can comfortably masturbate whilst wearing, thus creating warmth on a cold night without the need for a duvet or blanket.

Called fap slacks across the Atlantic.

"I see mikes got his wank slacks on, guess we know what he'll be doing later!"

wank slacks by 240490 September 21, 2012