undercover shredder

a term for the people at guitar center who play extremely well (or just badass) but think they can tell you what gear and equipment to buy.Although it is only a theory,it is believed that these people are actually hired by guitar center to persuade you what to buy

the undercover shredder told me buy a gibson E3-335 with a vox amp after I watched him solo

by TAUfanatic October 15, 2009

Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

sexual shredator

An exceptional skier or snowboarder who gets laid often due to their abilities on the slopes.

"Did you see that guy at apres drinking a Red Bull and vodka with all those chicks?"

"Yeah, man. Bro did laps all day off Pali. Total sexual shredator."

by oscar goldman July 21, 2017

shared mattress

A girl that sleeps around, whom "everyone" can sleep with.

Derived from a Norwegian military expression "felles madrass" .

That girl Megan is such a shared mattress, did you hear that she slept with 5 different guys at her last party?

by 18382 August 24, 2009

Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

by It Was Written June 16, 2010

Shederosexual

Heterosexual men that enjoy drinking and partying in sheds.

You guys having a shederosexual night tonight?

by Curtsmcsquirt April 22, 2010

shedanky

ancient Celtic term for having particularly stagnant ball odor typically brought about by using ones own feces as masturbatory lubricant

The McGillicuddy clan lands are particularly shedanky when the wench folk are having their monthly lady time...aye...tis so

by Rusty O'Tooligan December 5, 2011