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Ben Smeaton the 2nd

Pushes trolleys around the street as an old man watches... and gives him money... the best money of his life
You see that white haired guy pushing a trolley there he is Ben Smeaton the 2nd
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Ben Smeaton

Likes a twin

Also smells like cheese

And is gay
Likes Brooke fisher also
See that gay guy? He’s a Big Ben Smeaton 😏😏
by AlabamaNana May 14, 2019
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Maleah Shmeaf!

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by BichAndTheFritoGoUpMyAss October 2, 2020
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Cock sheath

Yea man, she’s dating that cock sheath.
by soggymattress June 10, 2022
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Pooh'sHmear

"When one preps one's hair and attempts to 'lock it down' with Alberto VO5 hairspray to ensure no F'uups on grade school, highschool, corporate picture day; unfortunately unaware that mother nature or the universe *Pooh'sHmeared one's hair out of form along top of forehead without one's self realizing the impromptu pooh'SHmear modification & too late to remediate before the camera picture bulb flashes & solidifies the "pooh'SHmear-look" in the analog(s) of history permanently.
Nice pooh'SHmear Bud...
Whatcha mean Bro(?)...
C'mon Bud, are you serious(?)..
Didn't you notice during smoke break outside the wind Effed with your hairspray & left you a noggin laden pooh'SHmear.
Golly Bud.
by The Real Brian McHale November 29, 2022
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silk-sheathing

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same.
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023
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silk-sheathing

A sexual act where a live caterpillar is placed between two docked penises.

The involved parties may, if they so choose, issue ejaculate while the caterpillar is inside, serving it as necessary sustenance when sufficiently ambitious sessions call for same."
Larry and Paul got bored with their same old docking sessions, so they decided to spice it up a bit and try silk-sheathing.
by Satch_Fan February 7, 2023
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