Honnie Salam

When you stick your dick (that resembles a salami) into a girls pussy, when doing this it makes you want to say Honnie (which by definition is an extremely hot girl). The application of this phrase is used when you see an extremely hot girl you want to fuck, you yell "Honnie Salam!!!". You can also use it in a sentence when you are describing a girl, when doing this do not emphasize "Honnie Salam". Usually you will have a friend who will pair this phrase with another common phrase: "Fuck yea!!!".

"Damn that girl was fucking hot, Honnie Salam that bitch."
"Honnie salam!!!"
"Damn that girl was hot, Honnie Salam."
"I want to Honnie Salam that shit."

by fuckyes11111111111111111111 August 28, 2009

salam

Hello!
Bonjour!

salam, halet chetore?
Hello, how are you?
Bonjour, Ca va?

by sarahk August 27, 2012

salamander

salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....

that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.

by catniplover123 June 30, 2011

hide-the-salami

a game that sexually frustrated, in-the-closet gay boys play.

Hide-the-salami

Dennis: Hey man, my hands are full, can you grab my keys for me? They're in my pocket.

James: Sure dude.

Dennis: (smiles)

James: (reaches real deep into his pocket)

James: Hey! You don't have any keys in your pocket and how come your pockets have been cut out?

by tash and georgy November 12, 2006

salami tsunami

Those guys - big dicks or no - who pop their belt and 501 buttons and, hips forward, pop the dicks out en masse at the trough.

I can't piss because of all the salami tsunami next to me are making a racket with their belt buckles and fiddling with their KCs!!!

by Skirtlifter December 28, 2005

Salami Slam

When you slam someone and accidental anal penetration occurs at the end of the slam.

Steve salami slammed his girlfriend last night, no lube no nothin'. He said it was an accident and it flopped right in.

by Beef it 2.0 August 28, 2012

lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.

"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."

by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008