Definitions by catniplover123
smipple
smipple by catniplover123 June 24, 2016
salamander
salamanders are large fat and incredibly dirty predetors that like to feed on beautiful ladies. be careful to feed a salamander because one little bite and he will look pregnant. in their free time, salamanders often ride on bikes which they find incredibly attractive. no one will ever mate with such a gruesome beast. except perhaps chickens....
that fat ugly salamander says i cant talk to anyone else because i am his prize; he should go extinct.
salamander by catniplover123 June 30, 2011