Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 9, 2018

real pineapple

HA! Your stupid enough to search "real pineapple"? Pineapples aren't real, you only see them if you take drugs.

Person 1: I saw a pineapple the other day, a real pineapple!
Person 2: No. You took drugs the other day, real drugs.

by codabear659 July 21, 2017

the real skinny

The complete truth about a situation.

He wasn't sure what was going on, so I told him the real skinny.

by Flyin' Dutchman June 8, 2014

A real tool

Sexc guy

A wise man

Best streamer
Prob named jayden

Ur suach A real tool

by Smart mf March 11, 2021

keepin it real

A phrase coined in the black community that has devolved from behaving with a sense of maturity, integrity, and pride to just acting ignorant and combative at any given time.

Guy 1: "Ey yo son, that cracker gave me a funny look so I punched him in his face."

Guy 2: "But wasn't he interviewing you for a job?"

Guy 1: "Yeaa but I didn't like the way he was lookin me, so I did somethin about it. Keepin it real, son!!!

Guy 2: "Yeah, keepin it real dumb."

by pops87 March 26, 2010

Are Dogs Real?

Yes.

"Are Dogs Real?" - Jim
"Dogs are real, Jim" - Someone talking to Jim

by Dr. Sago January 31, 2019

The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.

I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!

by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020