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President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.

Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 26, 2007
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Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride
"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"
by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010
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Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)
Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.
by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016
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Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.
Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.
by Maddog June 22, 2018
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Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT

"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.
"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 5, 2022
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President

"ayoo Trump isn't president anymore"
"Ikr, he lost 214 to 290"
by Trump sucksㅤ November 7, 2020
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trump for president

The person who is responsible for kicking out the Mexican people
by Cory clarko January 14, 2018
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