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period show 

A show or movie generally preferred by those who have a period.
Jeff: My girlfriend tried to get me to watch Downton Abbey last night. I lasted 2 minutes before I fell asleep.

Mike: Oh dude, that's a total period show.
period show by Jimothy Bob December 10, 2012

period queef 

When you fuck a girl on her period, she queefs and blood blows out.
I pulled my wang out of my girls pussy and she queefed blood all over it.period queef
period queef by ONlyonE_- June 21, 2016

period fingers 

What a girl gets when during the night when she's wearing a pad and gets blood all over her fingers during the night. This is caused because she unconciously touches her vulva/masturbates in her sleep, because her fingers so naturally move down there, and anyways, she's more horny when on her period. So, her fingers are covered in red and the blood gets down below the nails, and she finds this when she wakes up.
Yeah, I get period fingers every night when I'm on my period, unless I wear jeans or something to bed, so I can't easily get down there. When it's just PJs or undies... yep, I get period fingers. Hate that.

Period soup

When a girl is on the rag,
she goes to use the bathroom,
theres a mixture of diarreah, pea and blood
therefore making period soup.
i just went to the bathroom and left some period soup in the toilet. no one go in there!

Period Trick 

1. Changing the size of all the periods in an essay to make it appear longer than it actually is. Commonly used to meet length requirements of a paper.

2. The reasoning a girl uses to avoid having sexual intercourse.
1. Oh shit! my essay is short by about a page. Time to use the period trick!

2.

Mary: So I saw you and Brad together last night! Did you...ya know?

Sammy: No, I really didnt want to have sex with him, so I pulled the period trick and just gave him a bj.
Period Trick by roflzorz07 May 10, 2011

Period Sheets 

Red colored bedding which serve the function to disguise any period leakage during intercourse and wash out easily later at the laundromat. Commonly found in the closet of a morally lenient female, or already on her bed depending on her level of leniency. Shameless men will regulary make their bed up in period sheets as they will sleep with anything any time.
Pat "Dude, I went home with this girl last night who got her period all over her white sheets so she made me buy her period sheets this morning so she's prepared next time."
Darron "Is that all?"
Pat "Hell no, I bought her Plan B too."
Period Sheets by Rampness April 10, 2012