Dirt patch

a slang word used to describe how a mans penis skin is darker than any other part of their body.

The woman started drooling as she stared at his dirt patch.

by psycofly July 7, 2006

Patch Out

To spin the tires on your vehicle lightly. Shorter amount of time then burn out, peel out or spin those tires.

Did you see Jim patch out in his moms car?

by webruce March 14, 2013

sneaky pancho

Farting the most rancid fart anyone has ever smelt and denying it by blaming the trash

Oh man, I was just down in QC and Francisco just pulled a Sneaky Pancho

by S. Castro May 16, 2008

Banana Patch

An elongated soul patch. Having a thin line of facial hair right below the the lower lip.

He was shaving and missed below his lips, now he has a banana patch.

by missed a spot April 19, 2009

scratch the patch

Literally, for one to "scratch where it itches", in particular to scratch the genital area. Often seen as a sign of some disgusting disease or STD.

Man, Frank was picking up that chick in the bar, but when he saw her scratch the patch, he flipped her off and left. I think he figured she had VD or crabs or something.

by Frank Klaune November 13, 2004

penis patch

Viagra, monkey brains to help fellas get there willie up.

That kat needs a penis patch to rock that rumpapeel !!

by DUBBSKI August 14, 2006

Cracklin' Eye Patch

When you get a girl drunk in hopes of performing sexual acts with her, but she loses consciousness before you get the chance. You ejaculate onto her eyes, so when she wakes up her eyelashes stick together.

That bitch was too drunk to fuck, so I gave her a Cracklin' Eye Patch.

by Frank West August 28, 2006