cracklin

- Fried pork fat. Popular in the South.

- Tiny white people.

Keisha: "MMMmmm, I love me some cracklings!!" Chomp, Chomp.

Ray-ray: "Damn, ho! You keep eating those cracklings, and I'll be frying yo ass and sellin it!"

Terell: "Fuck, nigga! I had a dream that a hundred little cracklins tied me up and forced me to listen to Barry Manilow! Then they made me take out a high-interest loan!"

Bank: " That wasn't a dream. You're being evicted. Oh, I love Manilow!!"

by Jvarna5 March 16, 2008

cracklin'

A person who is at the peak of their crack high. Common signs are: walking through traffic barefoot, talking to oneself, demanding to know where the nearest cigarette shop is, and nervous fidgeting and scratching.

"Damn, that crazy bitch is cracklin'"

by MANCAR November 12, 2007

cracklin

A joint full of crackers

Hell na! this joint is cracklin!

by Biatch!! June 8, 2005

cracklin

a sort of greeting much like happenin.

Hey penis wrinkle, whats cracklin?

by JugGer December 30, 2003

cracklin' oat bran

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

cracklin' crotch

1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.

2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef

When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"

by bettybabe May 8, 2010

Cracklin Rosey

A fart that makes a crackling sound that either ends up smelling not so much like roses or leaving a rosebud in your underpants

oooh that was a cracklin rosey baby

by dantheman73 July 9, 2010