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by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

Rest in peace, please!

Very desperate exclamation when an annoying and extremely obnoxious person just won´t leave you alone.

Girl: Thilo, why won´t you just leave me alone?!? You are an ugly fuckwit.
Thilo: You know you want it, baby.
Girl: Rest in peace, please!

by Jazmataz1980 May 14, 2008

purple people pleaser

A synonym for a penis

I'm going to polish the purple people pleaser!

by Ic3 May 6, 2006

Pheasey

Absolute knobhead. Has a grey tooth and no testicles. Often has a third nipple and likes to have sex with Freddo bars. Parents normally throw them out and they tramp around and get kicked by other homeless people.

Pheasey: Will you marry me?
Jinal: No, you're a Pheasey.

by Pemile Ower December 18, 2010

Mr Bitch please

A Super fly unicorn with a chain, grillz, and a chrome horn that transports a couple that loves each other to unicorn land.

If the couple decide to use their hotpocket powers while riding Mr Bitch please the powers will be enhanced into a hot pocket bazooka.

This place blows old men asshole, lets act like terminators and hop on Mr Bitch please and peace it.

by Juzz, AMR March 28, 2009

child please

used when annoyed by another person; another way of telling someone to fuck off

"hey matt why don't you do your job right this time!" "child please!"

by childpleasejester August 26, 2009

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004