A fun, family activity. Involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable homosexual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.
Andy: Gee, I look great in my new threads. I hope i don't get poofter-bashed again tonight. All those bloodstains really turned Peter off.
by Pedders April 29, 2005
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"Sorry Dale, I haven't got time for another Baileys, Elton's waiting at home for a quick round of Poofy Tool"
by T Boor June 30, 2008
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Get the Pooface mug.When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007
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Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.
We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.
I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.
by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010
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2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!
2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!
by Penis November 26, 2004
Get the poofter mug.1. One of those curious little replacements of the washcloth in the shower, that have a poof-like appearance. Also pronounced as "poofeh".
by x Ant e Dote November 14, 2003
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